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Alright, you need to know that the essential thing is to speak English, and if you can read my blog then ok go on, other than English, I think only the Chinese and South Korean can live there as the massive Chinese and South Korean population!
1- Look like them: Well, as per statistics, Australia is the second most diverse country in the world, number one is of course the United States of America *rollingeyes*. I think just add a couple of Latinos and a couple of African American and it’s number one. You’ll fit there wherever you’re originally from.
2- Dress like them: You gotta have 3 noticeable piercings at least, Skinny pants, a dotted red dress/shirt and a stripped yellow cropped jacket, a mini skirt over the skinny pants, it’s all about colors and mismatching!
3- Talk like them: This is quite fun, it reminded me of my summer school days in London when I used to mock the English accent. `
*Here, in the morning "G’Day!".
*Start every sentence with "I reckon".
*Whenever someone says something that requires no response, just say "No worries".
*Replace every "Yes" or "Yeah" with a "Yeey".
*End every sentence with "Mate" or "Love".
*Whenever someone says "thank you" you ALWAYS reply with "No worries".
*Refer to the bathroom as the "Loo" !!
*Try to add a weird English accent to anything you say!Keep on saying "No worries" for no reason whatsoever!!
4- Act like them: Just always try to be funny, be nosey in everyone’s business and when you see someone you THINK you know you scream out and get all high in a crazy way but still be polite and mannered, and you’ll hit Ouzzi.
5- Be one: They just like to be weird, so if you are one, you gotta be a Goth, a Punk, a Transsexual, or just run around cross-dressing in public.
**Note to readers; please feel free to add anything to the list, as per statistics ALSO; Ouzzi land is the number one immigrant destination and we can provide the interested people some help here ;).
~Lol. To sum it up; I lubbed Ouzzi
12 comments:
Hey, first to post on ur topic, tit for tat foof (i know what am i going on about? foof understands a7am shay)
U used to mock the English, Ash I give u permission to shoot foof, yallah.
6.Have corny tv shows, I swear they have some of the dumbest musalsals ever, mushkila my little sisters love them. I'm tortured with them every day.
Welcome tatty =D
the English can be so funny, sorry sis, but I called Ash to make fun of the accent, and SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE!!! ='(
lol, all I seen on thier TVs was American shows, but thanks to MBC3 I saw some!! I didnt like em.. So no blaming ya there!
-Welcome to my blog ;) -badre, I know- =$
Why's everyone mocking Australia and its accent! It's a cool place! *Sniff* leave the Ozzies alone!!!
Ahhh Ouzzies..gotta love them...are you from Oostralia :p
I remember my aussie friend, and their weird slang, like here in Canada if you someone is "cut" it means cut off, you wont talk to them anymore [cut them out of ur life] and in aussie, when u say someone is cut, it means they are hurt..
so one day my friend was like "if you do that ur gonna get cut" and i took it as a threat that im gonna be cut off and got all upset :P hehe!
aussie is like 5th on the list of destinations to visit!
No worries! I like it :D
Diabz
Home and Away is Aussi?? *confused*
~Crikey? huh? that's new to me..
~Talk aussie, it aint hard ;)
-OT-
Didnt know you felt Aussie =P
Faith
Oostralia is b far the best coountry eva! That's what they think =P
And LOL!! Sorry for you being cut, by misunderstanding what cut meant in Aussie =P
5th, huh? It was seconed on mine.. first is HK.. what are yours??
Euphoria
Me too, one of my cousins always says it, And I luv em!!
OZI OZI OZI
OI OI OI
foof lay off the English my luv :P anyways the best pick up line every is australian (has been used on me and it rocked) goes something like this,
"You've never been kissed, until you've been kissed downunder"
yes people its meant to be downright nasty, ya just gotta love 'em oh if you didnt get the line then ask Diabz Taqwa or Ace (those girls have twisted minds)
oh oh and NEVER NEVER ask an ozi to sing the national anthem (my poor eardrums) and dont EVER confuse their flag with that of New Zealand... baaaad idea
oh foof when ya call me, stick to english and you'll hear the accent, flipping from english to arabic and wont really show up.
Oh oh i should point out that Diabz has a british accent and she thinks i have one too :D
Now we have to find a saudi with an ozi accent woohoo and then a south african one yaaaay :D
I know a Saudi with a South African accent... Actually his mom is South African! Funny stuff hehe
Ash
Promise, nxt time we chit chat all in Englacias ;) u down??
"You've never been kissed, until you've been kissed downunder" -that's just perverted :P
~~Now I wana hear thier national antheme!!
OT
SA mom friend, so wanna meet!!
Diabz
Meen got a twisted mind? I thought that was Tex =S Now u too D??
The gals are all twisted its why we love them :D
oh oh oh i wanna get to the know the half protea!!
you see foof is ya met chris or matt they would have sung it for ya :P but NOOOOO ya just had to forget :P
foof luv the next time we chit chat we'll go l'englais :D woohoo
i'm adding matty and chris and they are singing it to me =P
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