It's No Secret; You Annoy Me!

I can't stand your voice, your face, your stupid comments and actions, your endless tries to befriend me, or to get the latest buzz from me.. I know your kind, and I despise you, and knowing you work here with me, and I have to see you daily, is really annoying me, yeah, sorry, but at least I am honest!! And if you didn't get that when I first said it that proves you're more stupid than I thought you were! I want to leave because of you, yes, I am willing to, you're not going anywhere, so it's up to me now to move to a better place, to rub off better people.. But you know what; as bad as you are, you do the most damage!! I never thought a clueless person like you, would ever annoy me this much!

So, I found this great site that understands me =D it sends anonymous hatred mail, even has great suggestions if you can't write down your own!!

Lets see, shall I send her this:

"Do you know how unseemly you appear when you stand at the boss' desk, chatting him up for two hours after your shift ends? Also, your cackling at every one of his comments, and that rip-snort animal noise you make are obnoxious! How old are you, twelve? Do you actually think he is going to help you advance your career by your sucking up, gossiping and snorting at everything he says? Grow up!"

Or this;

"Why must you continually use your outside voice in our cubicle environment? Don't you realize that entire office can hear your pointless conversations with all your visitors. Who cares about your gripes on how work should be done!!! We work on boring pensions and benefits. Deal with it!!! Have you ever thought of being a Public Address Announcer at a Nascar event??? Your loudmouth could easily be heard over all the roaring engines without the use of speakers!!!!"

Or this: -lovin the site!-

"Please refrain from voicing your emotions as grunts and other assorted noises. The English language exists for a reason, to be used. If I wanted to listen to animal noises I would go to a zoo."

Nyahaha wala fallah if I did, problem is; she'd know it's me! Or is is a7san if she did?? =D`

PS. You can do it too, anonymously, I know you want to ;)