April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex
Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager" -LMAO-
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end. -what's the big "O"=p-
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
-I stole this off extint-dodo's last post, check where you stand =P
-According to our one and only Riyochic, The female's orgasm last from 20-30 minutes.The male's lasts 2-3 minutes. =\ Now that's sad, what is she supposed to do for half an hour?
Gotta go now check on my beloved siblings =P..
Laters,
Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex
Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager" -LMAO-
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end. -what's the big "O"=p-
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
-I stole this off extint-dodo's last post, check where you stand =P
-According to our one and only Riyochic, The female's orgasm last from 20-30 minutes.The male's lasts 2-3 minutes. =\ Now that's sad, what is she supposed to do for half an hour?
Gotta go now check on my beloved siblings =P..
Laters,
24 comments:
random post, eh ;p?
ya art of love making ya intay :p
hehe, cute post. u know the part where it says "neck kissed and thier earlobes...." for some reason i was expecting the word cleaned. "and their earlobes cleaned"
looooooool
dont ask me wut i was thinking at that moment :D
Bissa,
Well today I was home since 3.00 PM =P I needed to do something ;)
Extinct-dodo,
Wa menkom nastafeed =p~
lil fishy,
LMAO!!! Cleaned ajal!!
You were thinking "It's misty, sunny and always hot here.. I need a shower" =D
"great at back massages" my back hurts can you..!!!
check out LEO part ;)
FAVE POSITION - Missionary. << What the crap is that? :s lol.
(always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.)
Thats just gross. :x
Ita,
You're a Leo too?? -so is Dotssy-
My baby sis is a Leo too..
I'll check it out =P
Taqo,
Beats me =p~
Always happy to gross you out, lol
She makes an art of lovemaking.
WooooW :P
u know what..am going to Madinah tomorrow ..i shouldnt read all these nasty stuff :P
KOLLO MENNIK YA Fo0F :@ :P
The "missionary" position is like ya know, the woman lying on her back and the guy on top. In other words, the usual way hehe:p
And the big "O" just means the big Orgasm.
If u dnt know wat that means then ure all bleh.
Is anybody else a Virgo around here?
Ahmed,
Nothing's nasty, and you can always blame extinct -this guy's nick is hard-
Belsalamah ;)
Ren,
lol, thanks for the info, and why are most Virgos I know guys =S That souldn't be right!
Adaydreamed,
lol, I read you're comment there and I was wondering what was your sign.. So, you said it was... ? =D
your*
I'm a Leo ;)
Dee =D
Welcome hoooome, honey nothing's wroooong.. -I can't believe I still remember this song!! I'm sure no one would ever guess it, wla ymkn mesio jukebox-
You know, I always thought that Leos are the rare ones, now I know 4 =S
I am a Virgo
KMB =D
Thank you!!
Finally! Foof why don't you just host your site on blogspot.com??? It would make my life a billion kajillion times easier!
So you give good back massages huh? Is all of this stuff true? Do you really like battery powered erotic massagers???
Oh and regarding the whole 20-30 minute thingy... well women are naturally slow. See we men like to get things out of the way and over with. But it doesn't mean that you have to wait for half an hour. Ever heard of the term 'multiple orgasm'??? I hope you get what I'm trying to say.
lol, Dot, go reply to the other posts yallah =P
btw, I am hosting it on both blogspot and my domain from now on, may God help me in doing everything twice!!
What's up with deleted commenters??
=S
Fun fun, but you didn't tell us as to how ACCURATE that is! :p
Come on, spill!
And no orgasm lasts 20-30 minutes, lol. That would be lethal!
=^..^=
And I am a Virgo, too!
QC dear, I need to check and come back to you on that :P
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